I swear, My Name Is Earl is one of the funniest TV shows I've ever seen. If your sense of humor is anything like mine, and you're not already watching it, you're missing out. I don't like to watch TV, but this is well worth the 1/2 hour.
We're headed out to the airport in just a short time, and then off to a week or so at the beach. Feel free to have fun here without me, as I know we'll be having a great time too.
Marion is very excited about our upcoming vacation. We're going to the Outer Banks of North Carolina for a week, and she wants to see pictures of our previous trips every day.
Have time for a 55 word story? Here's a site for all of the "I don't have time to read" types. Bird And Moon, 55 word stories. I really like the one that's up right now, about a cowboy.
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I was looking through some very old posts tonight, and I came across this post from April 29th of 2003.
And now, moving on: Keleigh and I went to get our groceries last night. At the grocery store, there is a large display of bananas. They looked like they were bowing down to me, so I raised my arms and spoke to the congregation, "You bananas are the proud followers of me. I am the king of bananas, and I will purchase six of you to bring home with me. Bow down while I make my decision."
Then, when we were in the cereal aisle, I saw a guy with a Kobe Bryant jersey on (he's a basketball player, I suppose he's good, as I know his name, although I do not follow basketball). I said to my wife, "Whoa, that's Kobe Bryant." and the guy snickered. Then I let my wife know, "I'm gonna buy whatever kind of Pop-Tarts he buys." and he laughed, and then like an innocent child, he picked up the cinnamon Pop-Tart box, and I snatched the one right behind it as he was grabbing them.
