September 29, 2006

My Show Is Earl

I swear, My Name Is Earl is one of the funniest TV shows I've ever seen. If your sense of humor is anything like mine, and you're not already watching it, you're missing out. I don't like to watch TV, but this is well worth the 1/2 hour.

So.
Freaking.
Funny.

September 25, 2006

Vacation Pictures







September 16, 2006

Bags Are Packed

We're headed out to the airport in just a short time, and then off to a week or so at the beach. Feel free to have fun here without me, as I know we'll be having a great time too.

While I'm away you could:
* Tell me you want to buy my book (only 4 left). It's $8 plus shipping.
* Learn to play the anchient game of Go.
* Write a short story. You know you want to. I'll even read it when I get back.

September 13, 2006

"Outer Beach!"

Marion is very excited about our upcoming vacation. We're going to the Outer Banks of North Carolina for a week, and she wants to see pictures of our previous trips every day.

Today, she wanted a painting of the beach (with a white crab) on her cheek. Hey, that's what daddy's were made to do.

September 11, 2006

Incoming, Pictures


Short on Time?

Have time for a 55 word story? Here's a site for all of the "I don't have time to read" types. Bird And Moon, 55 word stories. I really like the one that's up right now, about a cowboy.

September 05, 2006

Rejection #1

Thank you very much for sending your work to Apex. We have decided, however, that your story is not right for our publication.

I wish you luck in placing it elsewhere.

All the best,

Diane G
Submissions Editor, Apex Science Fiction and Horror Digest


Yes, it's a rejection, but it's my rejection, and I'm proud of it. I've already sent the story out to another publication.

September 01, 2006

Old Post Review

I was looking through some very old posts tonight, and I came across this post from April 29th of 2003.

And now, moving on: Keleigh and I went to get our groceries last night. At the grocery store, there is a large display of bananas. They looked like they were bowing down to me, so I raised my arms and spoke to the congregation, "You bananas are the proud followers of me. I am the king of bananas, and I will purchase six of you to bring home with me. Bow down while I make my decision."

Then, when we were in the cereal aisle, I saw a guy with a Kobe Bryant jersey on (he's a basketball player, I suppose he's good, as I know his name, although I do not follow basketball). I said to my wife, "Whoa, that's Kobe Bryant." and the guy snickered. Then I let my wife know, "I'm gonna buy whatever kind of Pop-Tarts he buys." and he laughed, and then like an innocent child, he picked up the cinnamon Pop-Tart box, and I snatched the one right behind it as he was grabbing them.


I'm the funniest guy I know.

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