My Eye is Rebelling

My right eye isn't happy. Or, more precisely, my upper right eyelid isn't happy. It's puffing up, red and displeased. I woke up this morning, after having some minor irritation yesterday, to find that my eye wasn't willing to open up all the way.

It's fun! It's crazy! It's a swollen eyelid.

I think I was bitten by a bug overnight, or maybe I got attacked by some vicious dust/pollen. Too bad, I was just about to sign up for the America's Next Top Model reality show.