July 22, 2006

Jeremiah is in self-destruct mode

This is a Public Service Announcement made by Jeremiah's wife to let you all know that he is suffering from a series of unfortunate physical mishaps. Your positive thoughts and phone calls of compassion would be most welcome. You remember the eyelid rash thing, right? Well, that was on its way out and then suddenly reappeared with a vengeance and took over most of his face and various other body parts. He's on a stronger med now, we're hoping that quells it. AND, just now, as in 10 minutes ago, he smacked his head on the wall-mounted TV and is now bleeding from his scalp on the basement floor (head wounds bleed a lot, I don't think it needs a stitch). At least it will distract him from the itching/pain of the rash for a while! Bright-lining sayings are just so uplifting, aren't they?

Ug. Poor guy.

5 Comments:

At 9:09 PM, Jeremiah said...

"Bring out your dead!"

I feel happy! I think I'll go for a walk.

 
At 10:10 AM, Anonymous said...

some days just get sooo crazy that you just HAVE to laugh or throw yourself out a window! LOL

 
At 11:01 AM, Anonymous said...

If you read Revelations, this is surely another sign of the End of Times...

"...And Jeremiah shall have a plague set on his face, and blood shall reign down on his head from Eye in the Sky...."

See?? It has all been written for you!!

 
At 6:59 PM, Bob said...

Have you annoyed any Gypsys recently? It's a curse, I'm sure of it.

Keep reminding yourself that, like a kidney stone, this too shall pass.....

 
At 11:40 PM, Jeremiah said...

Something helps-

Scalding water on affected areas cuts the itching.

Thank you for the will to burn myself.

 

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