My, You Smell Nice

Something in the pantry was smelling like rotting cat poop, so my job as the man of the house was to find it, and make it stop.

I pretty quickly located the plastic bag of old potatoes and dropped it into the trash bag. I was thinking that because I just put a new bag in the trash can, I would just spray some air-freshener down there, and keep using the bag until it was full. Well, as I began to spray the 'spiced pear', I realized that I hadn't taken the time to aim, and a jet of fresh-smelling mist sprayed across my chest. It's morning, so I haven't put on a shirt yet, so my chest hair will surely smell for quite some time.

I had to throw out the new garbage bag anyway, it was still much too stinky.