August 03, 2005

My, You Smell Nice

Something in the pantry was smelling like rotting cat poop, so my job as the man of the house was to find it, and make it stop.

I pretty quickly located the plastic bag of old potatoes and dropped it into the trash bag. I was thinking that because I just put a new bag in the trash can, I would just spray some air-freshener down there, and keep using the bag until it was full. Well, as I began to spray the 'spiced pear', I realized that I hadn't taken the time to aim, and a jet of fresh-smelling mist sprayed across my chest. It's morning, so I haven't put on a shirt yet, so my chest hair will surely smell for quite some time.

I had to throw out the new garbage bag anyway, it was still much too stinky.


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